Monday, April 5, 2010

The TRUTH About Pokémon!!

DISCLAIMER: I don’t typically get into this kind of stuff, so I am providing a bit of back-story, explaining how I came to know so much about Pokémon in the first place. I now have all the information I need, and I made sure to destroy my game and console once I was done.
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As I’m sure you all already know, Pokémon is a demonic “game” Satanists created to corrupt our youth and pull them away from the glory of God. AND IT’S WORKING! When good Christians, such as myself, began protesting the evil influence of Pokémon back in the 1990s, we were mocked and ridiculed! But now the decay of society has become evident. President OSAMA, the world’s so-called messiah, wants me to GIVE to the POOR! I’m sorry, but charity has no place in MY Bible.

But getting back on track—I can trace this society’s decay directly to the Satanic power that Pokémon has had over the youth of America.

You see, a few weeks ago, a (former!) friend of mine handed me a Nintendo DS, and told me to play the game inside. I could keep it, he said. I should play the game inside, and then judge it on its own value. I threw it in my closet and prayed for him, but I soon came to a revelation. If I play the game, and it is everything I have been told it is, it will only strengthen my resolve, and if my fellow Believers had been misinformed, then I would know for the better, and I would be able to dedicate more of my time protesting the baby-killing Antichrist that America has allowed to slither his way into the Oval Office!

I knew that Nintendo started off making card games, which are derived from the evil occult practice of TAROT. I knew that video games were allowing SATAN into the minds of children, so they would go shoot their classmates at school. But with the power of GOD on my side, I knew I could resist SATAN’S EVIL TEMPTATIONS.

I turned the game on. It was Pokémon Soul Silver. There was a big white (or silver?) birdlike creature swimming across the screen. The same figure is stylized into the logo. At this point I KNEW that Pokémon was connected with the occult.

The ancient Egyptians believed the soul was called BA, and it took the form of a BIRD with a HUMAN face! This game shows a BIRD with strikingly HUMAN features curled up to represent a SOUL! If you can’t see the connection with the occult already, Satan must have control over your mind.

But I shook my head. Surely my (former!) friend couldn’t have missed this. It must be a coincidence. Of course, I know now that it wasn’t, but at the time, I allowed myself to press onward.

I already knew that the game allowed you to control demons called Pokémon. I mean, replace the “pok” with a “d,” and you have “démon” right there! Did they think we would not notice? Well, we did, but you all just ignored it, and now America is walking strait down the path to HELL! And I already knew that Pokémon resisted the glory of God by spreading the LIE of EVOLUTION, but my (former!) friend assured me that I was overreacting, so I begrudgingly pushed on.

After a while, I had “caught” a bunch of these Pokémon, and had actually begun to feel a perverse sense of sinful enjoyment from the game. One of my “catches” included a Pokémon called “Magikarp.” Wait a minute! MAGIK? I knew Pokémon was evil, but I didn’t realize just how blatant they were about it!

Believing this Pokémon with the evil name to be a creature of great power within the game, I opted to begin “training” this Magikarp. It only had one attack: Splash. It does some sort of arcane dance ritual, but it doesn’t seem to have any effect on the battle. So the purpose of this move is purely to show our youth how to summon demons. Disgusting. I switched Magikarp out for my Pidgey and defeated the enemy. But then something strange happened. Magikarp and Pidgey SPLIT THE EXPERIENCE!

WHAT KIND OF COMMIE BS IS THAT?

Magikarp didn’t EARN his experience! He sat and danced around while Pidgey did all the work! I was infuriated. Magikarp was leeching experience off of Pidgey’s efforts. By that logic, I should be paid for simply walking into an office building and loitering around for a bit! No wonder today’s youth expects everyone else to do work for them! I released that resource-sapping waste of a Pokémon right away! No matter how much I gave it, I know it would never make anything of itself.

But even worse are the Pokémon Centers! It’s free to heal all of your Pokémon—as many times as you want! (Well, it’s free for YOU, anyway, because your character is a jobless vagrant who participates in cockfighting tournaments.) They have Socialized Health Care! Right now, all the kids who played Pokémon when it first came out are of legal voting age. Is that a coincidence? I think not! This “game” has warped their minds, and they voted America down the path of SATANISM!

And now they’ve introduced a Pokémon GOD—a mockery of the ONE TRUE GOD of the BIBLE!It is known as Arceus, and it doesn’t look like an old white man like MY Bible says, but instead it looks like a freakish beast, somewhat resembling a GOAT. I don’t need to tell you that the goat is the symbol of SATAN. Gee, that sure seems to show up a lot in Pokémon, doesn’t it? Be on the lookout, fellow Christians. You may think it’s just a game for now, but it’s only a matter of time before Godless COMMUNISTS who were raised on these games TWISTED MORALS take America over completely, and force us to worship their new EVIL OCCULT GOD, ARCEUS! Don’t let them suck you in!

God bless you all!

189 comments:

  1. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *inhale* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    1. I LOL'd that he broke his console.
      WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE IT TO PEOLE WITH NO CHILDHOOD???

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    2. 'The move splash didn't seem to have any effect on the battlefield, I then took out my,widget and defeated the enemy. I ALSO NOTICED THE MAGIKARP GOT XP SHARED WITH PIDGEY' LOLOLOLOL CANT BREATH OMG LOLOLOL. THE MAGIKARP HAD AN XP COLAR. ITS NOT SATANISM GOD LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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    3. Quote-"What kind of commie bs is this" I'm sorry I quit. I died because my laugh box imploded on itself

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  2. You are absolutely and utterly crazy. What's next, Harley-bashing because he seems gay?

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    1. You are saying this just because you aren't a Christian. If you are a Christian, you will understand what this author meant by all this which YOU think this is 'absolutely and utterly crazy'. Why not read up about 'is pokemon satanic' and the results you find is absolutely correct. So might as well don't waste your time on pokemon, but to work?!

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  3. This is absurd, you know that right?

    I sincerely hope this is a troll...

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  4. Should I point out how Christians are not loyal to God because the believe in 3 gods, not one, and how because Jesus is also God at the same time(Seriously, that doesn't begin to make sense, but nothing beats the mind buggery that is the holy ghost), Christians defy 2 commandments at the one time with their belief in Jesus? Not to mention rewriting the word of god, which is exactly what islam and christianity do, it's pretty high up on the 'pissing god off' list.

    If this isn't a troll, it's pretty stupid. You can attribute the leftist lennonist ideals of the youth to far left teachers and no one stringing up the Fabians as traitors to humanity.

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    1. We do not believe in 3 gods we believe in one God. there is actually one God, and he sent part of him being the son of God to die for our sins. And after accepting the fact that Jesus Christ died for your sins, another thing your blessed with is the holy spirit in order to help you make moral decisions. Which also comes from God and which is the holy trinity

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    2. Whom ever this author is he does not speak for all Christians. Some of this person's views in my opinion are kind of extremist and like we all know there are extremists in every group, religious and/or political.

      One reason that lets me know this is their use of the term 'COMMIE' and the fact that they say the Bible says that God is an "old white man".

      It is fact that Bible does say God is male, it is also fact that the Bible says that God is infinite. However the Bible also says that no one has seen God's face and lived.

      So nowhere in the Bible is there anything that says that God is in fact an "old white man" just to clarify.

      With that said I do agree with the author of this blog that there are ties between pokemon and the occult. Maybe the "the replace 'pok' with a 'd' is a stretch but

      even if you don't believe in God or the occult for that matter if you do some research on occult symbols and symbolism you will be able to find them within pokemon and all the merchandise

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    3. Remember........Hitler was wrong

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    4. Hitler was a big jerk!

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    5. Tis very true. I'm catholic myself but I think this is taking it a bit too far. It's like they're saying anything that makes you like something is the devils work. Like if pewdiepie made you sub to him and watch him he's considered a satan worshiper to this person. My friend who's 12 is not allowed to watch pokemon because of his mother who very religious, his grandparents are more strong when it comes to religion but they still allow him to watch Pokemon. And even, he's allowed to play csgo, a game that makes you addicted to opening cases yet he's not allowed to watch a clearly not satanic cartoon/game

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  5. Hilarious! Keep up the good work!

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  6. wow, like seriously? I didn't even know pokemon was a game!! it's a cartoon and a very good one at that, but whatever, carry on with you and i'll carry on with me, (nuff said) :D

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    1. Hahahahhaah how the hell
      Pokemon is life
      ORAS bruh

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    2. Pokemon is the BEST. It made me a better person.
      #PokemonZconfirmed

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  7. omg roflmfao!!!!!!

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  8. My goodness. I hope to ARCEUS that this is a Troll. XDDD
    Either way, your analysis of Pokemon is completely baseless and ignorant. Pokemon is a CONJUNCTION. Pocket=/=monsters you get POKEMON. Moving on, many of the pokemons names have to do with their physical appearance, or by their elemental type. Not by anything else. You, my dear sir, are reading WAAAAAAAY too far into this whole thing. Need I remind you that you precious chosen Christians celebrate Christmas? Which actually has roots in Paganism beliefs and practices? This is part of the reason why I am Atheist. Because all of you religious, extremist, HYPOCRITICAL bastards that are so narrow-minded you couldn't see your precious GOD if he zapped you in the ass with his LIGHTNING BOLT.

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    1. Oooh kaay... You my dear sir are by far the most inteligent person here... I agree with you 95% tho... I'm christian I believe that Jesus is the son of god and the holy spirit is a fragment of god him self.. Hence holy !spirit!.. The 10 commandments are no longer viable becose when Jesus died on the cross then rose again.. Jew and gentile wher no longer under the law(commandments) but under the spirit and/or blood.. So that we may ask for forgivness and be saved... Instead of slaughtering a lamb every year... Now I love playing pokeMon.. Its a fun game.. And I'm Christian.. But I'm not an ignorant self rightious bastard like the guy that created the origonal post..

      Ps magikarp is the stongest Pokemon in the game.. its the only Pokemon you can find at lvl.99 in the wild...

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    2. -.- You are a horrible christian. Don't judge people by there faith, because christianity is the most fake religion out there.

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    3. Your so right. But only because you mentioned religion. Religion is wrong. And if your religion is Christianity then you are lost because Christianity is a belief. And this guy is completely right about pokemon. But not many people mention that all of these monstrous games and cartoons are satanic. They all encourage magic and they all distract children and adults from the truth. God.

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  9. Hilarious! (: Keep up the good work.

    xx

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    1. I watch pokemon I have collect a lot o
      f pokemon stuffed Animals Pokemon isn't Evil It doesn't even mean Demon Adults & Kids Watch Pokemon Too Its A Free Country iam A Pokemon Fan Myself And A Catholic This Is Fucking Stupid Who Fucking Cares What They Say Bullshit They can have a MotherFucking Christmas We Can Watch Pokemon Collect Pokemon Plush's And Cards I'm I Right Men Women Girls And Boys People Teens We can watch whatever we want my Dumb Grandma says pokemon is Evil she says pokemon means Demon my aunts Agree with her my sister Roxanne likes Pokemon and her boyfriend Santiago likes pokemon too They Have a daughter name ruby iam the uncle too her We all love pokemon I wish Pokemon's were real and we would be trainers and there will be Gyms For Pokemon battles when I see a shooting Star I'm going to wish for that and There will be cartoon pokemon's Like in all Pokémon Shows Don't believe What the Bible's says

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  10. LOL THIS GUY THINKS MAGIKARP IS NEVER GONNA BE WORTH ANYTHING


    HE CAN SMD WHEN I KICK HIS PIDGEY'S ASS WITH MY GYRADOS.

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  11. I learned how to summon demons from watching Magikarp's arcane dance ritual.

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    1. I can't stop laughing at this xD

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    2. I just... I laughed way too hard as this.

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    3. CNAT BREATHE OMFG LOLOL

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    4. Yeah... Apparently apparently giving a fish a name is satanic... And apparently a splashing fish is evil... The dumbass who wrote this article clearly has no common sense. If a virtual fish splashing around is satanic, than every fish on earth is working for Satan. Lol the guy who wrote this is flatly stupid

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    5. I was fishing one day and the craziest thing happen, I caught fish and it fell to the bank.... flailing! Like it was SPLASHING LIKE A GOSH DARN MAGIKA BASS! IT SUMMONED SO MANY DEMONS

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    6. I was fishing one day and the craziest thing happen, I caught fish and it fell to the bank.... flailing! Like it was SPLASHING LIKE A GOSH DARN MAGIKA BASS! IT SUMMONED SO MANY DEMONS

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  12. Unlike all the others here I believe you are right. Pokemon is Satanic, thank you for creating this blog, I learned a lot! :)

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    1. lol we see you autor either this guy is a the author b a troller or c a dumb$&@!&&

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  13. I honestly think that I have a better understanding of Pokemon now, thanks to your amazing insight. Don't hesitate to share more of your finds :)

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  14. How could anyone possibly believe this is NOT a troll or sarcasm. Some seriously derp comments. Keep up the good work! Probably one of the best and funniest blogs I've read in my life.

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    1. Lol you people are so stupid 1st of all calm down this is all based on a theory not sarcasm or trolling. You dont have to believe in it but its up to you if you want I believe in some points and not in some of them. It might not be true or It could be partially true just exagerated you never know....

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    2. You're in desperate need of a pyschiatrist.

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  15. wow, this has to be the most retarded excuse for an arguement ive ever read. there are so many things wrong with what youre trying to say that it makes me laugh. sure you could have a point with your original idea about pokemon being satanic, but until someone has some real evidence (sorry but magikarp "dancing" isnt much) i'll just sit back and laugh at people like you.

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  16. I must say the way you write seems somewhat hypocritic since you speak of being so religious

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  17. It's obvious this is for entertainment purposes...funny lol

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  18. Keep posting dude. I enjoy it very much. You only just analyze 2 (or 6 include their evolution buddy) pokemons : Poliwag & Kadabra. I'm waiting for the others.

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    1. He also did Mr. Mime, but that's even FUNNIER than anything else on this blog. He said Mr. Mime is a "sleeper agent for the lifestyle of homosexuals." LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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  19. watch hellsing then soul eater then bleach soul resurection then come back and say pokemon is evil -.- also remove yourself from the human genepool. POKEMON FTW

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  20. thank you for the information it was very helpful and we are praying about what we are going to do with our pokemon stuff


    from 2 people

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  21. lol those crazy christfags...

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  22. dude i thought a chick wrote this this. lol u r very stupid. the pokemon u described only want to hypnotize people and cause us headache. what about surf and hydro pump for poliwag and them. what about recycle and flash. these move do not cause headaches or hypnotizing.man what a stupid crazy tipical christian. go home and worship ur little GODS. god bless these people who think pokemon are occultic.

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  23. 8/10 troll is successful, y'all niggas postin' in A troll blog.

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  24. Guys. Its a joke, stop taking it to seriously. I'm a Christian too, and Pokemon hasn't made me do anything evil, like, ever <.===.<...

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    1. I agree, I play pokemon and I've been a Christian my entire life. And even if it is satanic or whatever, it doesn't cause people to do bad. That claim is just a scapegoat for something stupid people do xD

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  25. Hey AnonymousAug 3, 2010 09:28 PM, Just to let you know there are many verses in the bible saying he is 3 in 1. Like

    -John 3:16For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

    God tells humanity that he will come down to earth and save those who believe in his words. God recreated his self on Earth as a human yet he is still fully God so people will physicaly see and hear him.

    If you still don't get how his 3 in 1 think of him as like water. Water can be a liquid, a solid (ice), or a gas (steam), but it is still only one thing - water. Remmember God is beyond our logic and understanding....

    Anyways Thanks 4 reading n God Bless to all who reads this ^_^

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  26. People take thos as a joke. When u come,face to face with god he will not give u mercy and u will be damned in hell forever for one stupid game and shoe

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  27. Wow, you sir are truely stupid. If you knew anything about Pokemon, you would know that Poliwag is Tajiri's favorite because as a child he collected insects and other small creatures that lived near his house. the swirl shows the TADPOLE'S intestines, because when you look at a tadpole you can see it's intestines through the skin. p.s.- the white bird thing you saw when you turned on SoulSilver is called Lugia, known as the Gardian of the Sea, and in the anime it's known to STOP FIGHTING among other Pokemon. VERY Satanic. Also, according to your logic, Scyther (123) is also the devil because 1+2+3=6 oh no! supid numbers! plus it has blades for arms! that'll teach children to use violence! there are 39 darke type pokemon, 9-3=6 oh no i guess they're tools of satan. You are truely stupid and really need to stop over-analyzing VIDEO GAMES. they are toys, used to entertain children, not 'creatures of Satan'. Pokemon is short for POKEt MONsters. not Pokemon-pok+d=demon you idiot.

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  28. Don't listen to these blinded sheeple. There are some of us that know better. For example, did any of you idiots who think you know it all know that the creator of pokemon is satanic? Don't think I'm hating on pokemon because I don't know or am a religious fanatic. I watched pokemon as a kid. It wasn't until last year that I did my studies on the occult, satanism & the illuminati when I realized it is all evil. I'm currently agnostic, but am looking following a Godly path because frankly, i'd rather go to heaven than hell. Maybe all you ignorant fools are better off in hell anyways. So enjoy all your satanic games kids!!

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    1. not much of an agnostic are you?

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  29. Wherr in the bible does it say god is white, crazy bstard

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  30. Poke= pocket
    Mon= monster
    Together you get pocket monster which in Japan pokemon is called pocket monsters and you are looking at the English pokemon names look at what they are officially called. Amd the reason magikarp got exp is because magikarp is LEARNING (gaining exp) in fucking battle! Get a fucking life, and your picture looks pretty satanic to me

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  31. I dont see how anyone can find a problem with this logic! dude your nutcase we are talking bent noodle here

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  32. The creator of pokemon was a bug collector in his youth, he was amazed by the way the bugs"evolved" or changed shape as they continued there few day life span, this is what inspired the creator to create the pokemon creatures, this and imagination. Christians have been warned by God to never PASS JUDGEMENT on anyone yet they JUDGE EVERYONE. Christians brought Genocide to ALL MY ANCESTORS, my French and Spaniard ancestors during the European inquisition and my African, Aztec, and Taino ancestors who did nothing but help n love the "Christians" as brothers.......... Fuck you dude, go take your hatred for anything that involves imagination and free will somewhere else.......... I know soo many ppl that have killed themselves because they have been judged by christians and god will not accept them, christians are all paranoid that sumone is goin to kill them all, ITS KARMA BIATCH! What goes around comes around, youve killed off almost all races on Mother Earth, n proclaim yourselves righteous rulers of Spirituallity, go fuck yourself dude

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  33. -_______- this is stupid. Im not going to hell for playing a game. I love God he is my savior, but the way you preach turns people away from God. Learn how to speak about Gods love or go shove your stupid opinions about how inma go to hell up your ass.

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  34. I'm no hardcore christin but from what i've heard the devil doesn't need to ask you to be brained washed. It's not like he'll ho up to you an say "let this pokemon game brain wash you for me" if you think a game or a tv how or song or anything wont brain wash you, I will pray for your BRAIN to think things trough a little more becaise I wont call you stupid because I was raised to be a good christan not lile this selfish guu talking aboit not giving charity I gove the homeless money oit of GOODWILL what they use it dfor I will never know.

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  35. This was both completely enjoyable to read, and entertaining. Troll or not, I got quite a few laughs when he more or less called Magikarp a commie and gave him the boot for not pulling his weight. YOU SHOW THAT LAYABOUT WHO'S IN CHARGE.

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  36. You are over reacting, it is a fun game for children and has nothing to do with relegion.Arceus is the god to POCKET MONSTERS only!Splash is a harmless move that only has magikarp splash in puddle. Magikarp is a magic fish because it changes into a dragon.All pokemon have features on their face and soulsilver is an updated version of silver.You have to be joking, if you aren't keep your opinions to yourself or talk to the company or apriest if you are that concerned.The only company who could have influenced children badly is disney with the crows in dumbo because Walt Disney was racist and with the illumanati.

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    1. oh wait your just over reacting walt disney is not and has never been with the illumanati...... o wait i havent done any research on that topic i better keep it to my self :/

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    2. THANK YOU. This so called "CHRISTIAN" is taking a Japanese cartoon for kids which made it in America, and turned it into complete trash by looking for a demon picture..... plus the 666 thing anyone can do that add pokemon #133 and #233 and you get the same thing stop turning a SMART AND CREATIVE MAN into some satinist this man needs to shut up. plus if you think its so bad make up your own dumb show and watch you break down in tears when someone turns yours into some demon trash. think about spongebob its a talking sponge.now this dumb ass (very sorry for the language) turns spongebob into a demon because it seems like a spirit inside a talking sponge. ANIME IS POKEMON IT ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING. how in the world are you gonna brain wash someone with a cute spiral pokemon into thinking its a devil the only thing it would brain wash kids into doing is saying polowog or wig or whatever around the house. so again shut up and let kids have fun with shows. make up your own show and lets see how it goes jackass(again very sorry for language

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  37. this seems true lookat all the kids that were injured by pokemon cards its scary stuff i grew up watching pokemon but i never bought or had the urge to buy them but it is true these ccards do hypnotise. im 17 i remember when i was in first grade i had a yugio card and i kept it and looked at it alot until my mother threw it away it was a nasty looking centipide monster its weird i still remember gotta catch em all.

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  38. for those of you people who dont belive that this is true do your own research and talk to people who know about it its the devil thats behind the pokemon series you dont belive the devil can hypnotize us? think again. the earth is his playing ground ....

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  39. You dare call yourself christian? you claim by defialing another mans work your expose it as the devils!? You fool, you poor poor fool. If God is the creator then only he can create. Thusly all comes from God. All the devil makes is lies and slander. That is all you have made.

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  40. Pokemon is devinetly satan u guys just think of the new character they made jirachi he only uses his one eye (all seeing eye) n that's the only way his power works he has one eye in the middle ofhis stomach

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    1. The third eye, all seeing eye? I've seen enough of Pokemon relating themselves to what you call as satanism through symbolism.
      I'm not saying it ridiculous, I just realised that Jirachi's body is a triangle.
      But maybeee you're right...
      Jirachi is a Legendary Pokemon after all.
      Then dont give in to these symbolism stuff, just take the morals from the games or anime, if any.

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  41. hey you blog writer im also christian. but that doesnt mean you can blame pokemon for saying that its satanic. i know some pokemon had flaws but please have you even watch the anime. the pokemonb trainers make friends with there pokemon. i play pokemon like almost everyday and i never did anything satanic. so stop thinking negative and blame things that you shouldnt blame.

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    1. hey this is me random and hes right! dont blame pokemon! blame uh..... other ppl like game freak >:(

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  42. Loooooooooool @ the whole magikarp getting exp I watched magikarp splash all my youth and I still can't do the damn ritual man. I got a job to guess im not playing Pokemon right Loool

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    1. i know how to do the dance ritual fill a bath tub then start splashing like disabled dog and there you hav it works perfect

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  43. you can get this stuff about numbers from almost anything dude, so babbling on about a harmless children's game and communism is just obsessive. and also about your character being a jobless vagrant Jesus didn't have a job does this make him a jobless vagrant ? no I don't think so most video games portray the characters as jobless this is why they are called games and not life simulators.

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  44. What bible are you reading? Because it does not say that god is an old bearded man in it anywhere in mine?

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  45. I get this. This is a parody of fundamentalist rants, with some conspiracy theory and ultra-republican 'birther' writings mixed in. Good job.

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  46. If this is a parody.. You, my friend, are the greatest person ever.
    If not, you're a fucking idiot.

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  47. After a while, I had “caught” a bunch of these Pokémon, and had actually begun to feel a perverse sense of sinful enjoyment from the game.

    LOL this statement made me laugh. Not to offend you, but "sinful enjoyment"? Dont you think ALL games gives this sense of enjoyment?

    "Magikarp was leeching experience off of Pidgey’s efforts."
    First of all, does Magikarp's dance looks like a "summoning a demon" ritual? Please make a Youtube video of it.
    Second, Magikarp split the experience points with Pidgey because Magikarp is the WEAKEST Pokémon in the game. Furthermore, it cannot learn TMs(if you analysed Pokemon to its items then you should know what a TM is.)
    I can't comment on what you said about its name "MAGIK" but it might mean 2 things:
    1)Despite that it's the weakest Pokemon, its species survive.
    2)A weak Pokemon evolves into a strong GYARADOS.

    And about ARCEUS your words may be correct. No religions were introduced in Pokemon world. The world is said to start with an egg, which after hatching, created two Pokemon to start Time and Space. So ARCEUS was also said to have CREATED thw world of Pokemon, and it was called as GOD. If children were to play this game before they knew the truth, they MAY worship ARCEUS. BUT, I find that the name ARCEUS itself RARELY said or seen in text. And also that is the Pokemon world, almost DIFFERENT from reality and has insensible logic too.

    Maybe I'll continue commenting later.
    Enjoy your life while you still can, may the Lord be with you.

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  48. ONE more thing, if you had played HeartGold and not SoulSilver, then there would be a rainbow, phoenix-like creature flying in the skies. I can't see the connection with the occult so do you mind explaining?

    And also Ho-oh is a FIRE and flying type Pokemon.

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  49. You should drink bleach, you fucking jew! Pokemon is awesome. *farts in your face and takes a shit in your coffee*

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    1. Okay, read my posts, but don't you DARE insult jews. THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH!

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  50. Alright, how the fuck can I go to hell JUST FOR playing Pokemon video games, or watching the anime? It's people like you that make me sick.

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  51. Sorry but you're too late for that!

    America is already ruined but it's all recorded in the bible if you read between the lines!

    For example it says the generation that saw Isreal become a free nation will not pass away from old age before the Tribulation happens.

    Generations last 80 to 100 years each these days and Isreal was free in 1948 so that puts us in the 2020 to 2040ish time frame.

    We still have a ways to go but are pretty much lost thanks to Obama and his *Free* health care which really isn't *Free*.


    These mind fucks will eventually realize that come 65 when they need back surgery or any kind of treatment that requires being put on a waiting list.

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  52. I never played Pokemon but I agree on that part about the EXP points being split up.

    That is just plain wrong.

    I think the Pokemon that did that ritual should've only got 10 percent of the experience points so he could get something as a starter jump but if he wanted more he needs to work for it.


    These people who claim you are sick are likely everything you described but don't have the balls to admit it as that means accepting they are sinners. (gasp) OH NO!

    Now I struggle myself wheather God is real but take one look at the world and people who fall away from moral values are the first to lose it.


    There is a huge difference between a religous law and a spiritual law that governs us all which is where God fits in.

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  53. My Dad (to make a long story short) studies the original Hebrew Bible which a lot of the translation is lost in today's bibles.

    He had a revelation from God that since God is outside of time and space looking at us is like a video game where you have alternate paths that often converge with each other thru *Trigger points* like 3D programming.

    We live in the 3D plane known as Time and Space so our initial senses are limited to this realm.




    Now lets add in angels and demons as energy beings that steer us either towards God (Rising above our selfish Ego and finding our true selves) or away from God (self satisfication but limited creativity)
    down these timelines that weave back n forth like.......well things that easily weave.


    Some people can actually feel timeline changes and get dizzy/nausua when they happen. I am one of them and can feel timelines shifting in and out.

    It would be a whole lot easier dealing with this mess if I could see timelines at will and maybe even bend the % probabilites.




    Now my fingers are sore form typing.

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  54. Also believe it or not the words POKEMON actually had to do with computer programming where you punch in the words *POKE* at the ende of every line in the 80s.

    A Mon is a *bot* or bit of information. Each *NPC* is a *Mon* that requires information telling it where to go/What to do and when to do it.

    When a *Mon* gets defeated there are instructions telling it where to go off screen that us gamers don't see.

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  55. A movie called Tron came out in the 1980s which explores those video game programming concepts that was popular towards computer geeks. This is where a computer programmer gets sucked into the mainframe computer at his work and has to go thru all kinds of programs he made to find I think the mother brain or CPU. (Central Processing Unit) to escape........................or die trying.


    Before he even THINKS of doing that he has to go to the IO port.

    The main character gets *Help* by a *bit* that can only say *Yes* or *No*. On/Off and the main star is also known as the *Player* so he controls certain things the computer characters cannot do since the main star is *real*.

    It's funnier when you actually see it and understand what they are making fun of.

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  56. There is also this giant eraser that looks for *escapes* that are running around the computer when their program technically ends.

    This eraser would today be called an *Anti Virus Program* that goes around cleaning crap in the computer.

    The main character eventually befriends an NPC.


    Tron is a very good family film with next to no cussing and I don't recall any *naughty* scenes where they try to have sex or anything like that.

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  57. The author is right about the Commie thing as Commies believe everyone to be equal but poor in order to not *Offend* anybody.

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  58. Okay, this guy just needs some mental, professional, help. And don't worry guys, not all Catholics are like this! I liked Pokemon as a child, and didn't see any sort of Satanic worshipping! I mean seriously! What is he going to say now, is Mario the AntiChrist?! Also, the game was created because Nintendo wanted to make a new style of RPG, where it didn't just make it for Satan! Really, the Poliwag article specifically doesn't make sense, if their numbers are in the sixties, hell yeah all of them will be 666! You need to find out what your religion really is before you go saying how everything is Satanic.
    Average Day for this Guy:
    Goes to Subway, yells how the five-dollar footlong is Satanic because it is one number away from 6. Gets kicked out. Goes to Walmart,yells how they are Satanic because they can match prices. Gets kicked out.
    Seriously dude, get a life.
    Finally, "Do not let this book of law depart from your mouth; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful." Joshua 1:8.
    You hear that, that is specifically saying that you need to at least KNOW WHAT YOU'RE EVEN DEFENDING and HAVE SOMETHING REAL TO DEFEND IT AGAINST.
    Your friend in Christ,
    -?

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  59. First of all pokemon is about using LOVE through loving your pokemon to win battles.

    POKEMON CAN NEVER DIE and therefore SOMETHING YOU LOVE CAN NEVER DIE

    that's why kids love it, they are just at the age where they are learning about death.

    How many kids lost a loved one around this time (usually a pet).
    That's why some people still hooked on this game and don't even know.. do your homework

    and the TV show is sigmund fruedal or wutever the guy's name is - basically animating how the adolescent brain copes with growing up

    and go watch zeitgeist the bible is an astrological journal (star map)

    the cave man worshipped the sun

    I believe that religion is something between you and God or wutever you want to call

    Don't push your faith on me or my fellow man

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  60. i bet you would have sex with jesus

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      He'll? OMGlob if we take away the ' it becomes a SATANIC SYMBOL!!! LOL XD

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  61. What's wrong with socialised healthcare? Any civilised state will have it.

    Typical right wing conservative Christians like yourself still maintain the notion of Trinity, original sin etc, all of which contradict each other.

    Indeed symbols come up everywhere in life, which are NOT SATANIC!!!

    There is no proof Satan is a goat. Modern depictions of him stems from the Pagan god Pan.

    In addition there is no mention of the Christian God as an old man. If he is, then Jesus (who you claim is God), would have been an old man too.

    The usual dribble from religious fanatics.

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  62. LMAO!

    What did I just read?
    Seriously... what the hell is this guy smoking?
    Whatever it is, I want whatever he's smoking, because clearly, he got the good shit.

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  63. You need to write more of these so I can continue laughing at how fucking stupid you are!

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  64. Too funny, yea I was eating hot Cheetos n Vienna sausages while reading the comments, Pokemon is not satanic, but the jirachi thing creeped me out, oh n about the 5 dollar subway being a # away from 6, lmao!

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  65. I find it interesting how you worded the statement "I’m sorry, but charity has no place in MY Bible."
    Really? YOUR Bible....? So you claim all these universal truths about Christianity and what is right and wrong yet you oversee God, who wishes for his people to help others and unite. You certainly have mixed up views and I hope for your sake that this is just a joke that you acted out since you were bored for a few hours or a writing assignment or something. If this is your honest opinion then you have more to worry about in life than a cartoon.

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  66. Where the fuck is my comment??? Dammit I can't get enough of what a fuckass this guy is... Oh yea and for u pervs out there? (.Y.)

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  67. If you are a true Christian then you should love giving to the poor! And also, as long as you don't get influence from it, it should be OK. Harry Potter practices magic, but millions around the world love it. Even Christians! You sir, should chill and read the original Holy Bible more thoroughly.

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  68. the guy or gay who wrote this is a b*tch!

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  69. One question:
    How many symbols for the satan do Christians have? Its like 666 or maybe over 9000?
    One more question: is the triangle ruler a symbol of the iluminati for you?
    Last question: Do you think im a Iluminati because I said the forbiden number?

    :-) egassem neddih a dnouf evah ouy snoitalutargnoc

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  70. This article is a prime example of absolute stupidity. Jesus must be angry at the "Christians" of today. Disgusting. SMH!

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  71. Fellow Christian, I am here to say that you are absolutely correct! Pokemon is the tool of Satan and this link will tell you how. I urge anyone who sees this to check out this link, and you will be enlightened! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZdzY9TGu1c

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    1. ... You pathetic mind. A CHILD'S game. Really, it saved my life from being a hell hole. Give me ONE good reason I should trust you over MY savior?

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  72. you are some funny guy you joker you should be a comidian wooooooooooooow so fuuuuuuuuuuunny (sarcasticly) *facepalm*

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  73. Seriously? I am a christian, yet I play pokemon and I don't find it "Satanic" I bet God and Jesus are mad at these types of christans.

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  74. Wow... I don't even really care about Pokémon, but right now, I seriously almost wouldn't mind hurting you physically. Let me start from the beginning...

    First of all, Obama is no more evil than Lincoln, Kennedy, Nixon, Washington, or either of the Bushes; he's just another guy trying to do his job. You, I, and half of America don't always agree with what he does, and what he does may, at times, go against people's moral code, but, by human standards, HE'S NOT THAT BAD!

    As for Pokémon, I don't think the whole thing is Satanic (maybe it is, and maybe Bob the Builder, Harry Potter, and Mickey Mouse are too; there are valid reasons that something is Satanic (blunt e.g.: saying "Hi, kids! It's Barney! The bottles under the sink are filled with Kool-Aid!") and then there are stupid, racist, or fascist reasons that something is Satanic (blunt e.g. "It doesn't show God as a white man!" God is a spirit, ninny; He has no BODY)). I think some of the Pokémon creatures do have Satanic elements (Kadabra and it's 'family' come to mind), but I honestly think that the creator meant what he said... that the game is an electronic version of the Japanese hobby of bug catching and bug fighting. I know Satan does use it in various ways, but he also uses television, internet, other video games, books, movies, theatre, etc.

    In all honestly, anything and anybody can be used by Satan. Pop stars, drug traders, and politicians are prime examples, but honestly, whoever a person is and whatever they do (even if they think it is something good), we all can be used for evil. "There is a way that seems right to a man, but in the end, it leads to destruction."

    You are an example of this. You set out to tell the world that Pokémon, socialism, and the kitchen sink are all evil. What you did was make people laugh at you, mock you (for no good reason, mind you)... and decide that Christianity is stupid. You helped (though, don't get me wrong, you are not the only factor) turn people away from God by viciously nitpicking at something really insignificant and pretty much calling it worse than murder. Do you know what everyone thinks when they see that? 'I don't want to be that jerk.' And they go away thinking that God must not be so great to have a person like that as one of His followers.

    In all honesty, this happens to everyone at one point or another. On my part, I've said things in moments of stupidity or anger that have likely soured some people's views of Christians (actually, I know I have; I recently gave a verbal beatdown on someone just for liking a dumb cartoon (no, it wasn't a Satanic cartoon; it was just stupid), and I regret that action)... and, because we are awful, dirty humans, it's unavoidable. However, if we feel that something someone else is doing is against what the Bible says (or even just a poor or unhealthy idea), we can try to respond as a friend, gently but firmly, and be 'harmless as doves, but wise as serpents' (or how the verse actually goes; I should memorize it sometime).

    Anyways, all in all, I hope that you change your approach (or have changed since this was posted). If you think Pokémon is Satanic because you find things about it that go against THE BIBLE (not your own personal rules), I'm fine with that, and I might like to take a look at it myself. If you just don't like Pokémon or don't want your kids playing Pokémon for your own personal (but not racist and etc.) reasons, I'm good with that too. Anyways, likely you're not going to read this, but if you do, thanks for taking the time.

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  75. Heck, did I really write that much!? Well, I really didn't have anything better to do at the time...

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  76. Wow, dude, you are the greatest troll on the internet. I laughed so fucking hard at this, seriously. I think I just shat myself.

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  77. Wow. You know nothing about Pokémon or the bible. In the bible it never says anything about God being an old white guy. Also you looked way too much in to the fake symbols you made up. I teach kids to play Pokémon and am a proud Baptist. This article was hilarious with your poorly backed up points and fake knowledge.

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  78. It's people like you that make me realize why the internet (wrongfully) hates christians so much. As a christian myself, you offend me greatly. Of course if this was a troll/parody/joke, I admit, you did well and wish you luck on making more.

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  79. Honestly? Its people like you who ruin it for everyone else! I used to watch Pokémon everyday when I was smaller, until my mum read some stupid "christian" blog that said it was evil and that irrationally convinced her to never let me go near anything Pokémon, DragonballZ or Yu Gi Oh ever again! Now that 15, I honestly don't see what all the fuss was about! I watch DP and BW everyday and I haven't seen anything satanic in it! The series teaches you about forgiveness, friendship and a whole lot other positve traits. The games are really fun to play and they teach children things like never to give up, even if they lose... Stop making up crap, you're going to ruin some other childs childhood with your lies.

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  80. I loved this it is probably the most ridiculous thing written about Pokemon I have ever read. If anyone actually believed any of this shit they would have to be the most gullible people on the planet. Don't know why you took so much time to write so much shit, but well done.

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  81. Holy FUCK... please tell me this is a joke right?..... poliwhirl etc etc. are based off of a real tadpoles organs, look up a picture of a tadpole and tell me if GOD created something SATANIC. and " Free Masons" are another CHRISTIAN GROUP wtf?!?! im a christian, i loved these games for as long as i can remember. but people like you make me think twice about who i should worship. i dont want to become an insane freak... and that HUMAN FACED BIRD DEMON, was a dragon, not a bird...im not sure where you got thins shitty info, but i have tried to see how this was satanic... Magikarp got its name from "magic" and "koi carp" , the term coming from a old belief that a koi that jumps over a waterfall can become a dragon...

    christains need to learn, if its not exactly a "christian" belief, its not fucking satanic. just because its not covered in crosses, and jesus, and angels doesnt mean it is evil. and whats wrong with those other religions? just because its not christian doesnt mean you gotta be hatin' =^= ....

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  82. iknow ppl think its "satanic" but honsatly this post looks like a joke corrent me if im wrong.

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  83. So...... I guess charity for the poor and Pokemon are evil?? Man.... If I had a nickel every time I heard that one 💩

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  85. Seriously.

    "I already knew that the game allowed you to control demons called Pokémon. I mean, replace the “pok” with a “d,” and you have “démon” right there!"

    HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. No. Just because "Pokémon" ends with "émon" doesn't mean it means "demon". The only demon here is you, being stupid enough to think that. Pokémon is a fusion with the words, "Pocket" and "Monster".

    And how do you know that the people who created Pokémon were Satanists? I bet you don't even know who created Pokémon, and you're trying to keep them from doing their business. I mean, what did they ever do to you? If you think its satanic, fine. So be it. But that gives you no right to thrash their reputation. Since Pokémon doesn't have anything to do with you, just get out of their way and they wont bother you.

    Oh yeah and don't say I don't know much about Pokémon. Pokemon is owned by Japanese video game company Nintendo and created by Satoshi Tajiri in 1996. So by saying that Japanese citizen Satoshi Tajiri is a Satanist, you are being racist to them.

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  86. Helioptile is secretly a Triforce. The Pokédex says "The frills on either side of its head have cells that generate electricity when exposed to sunlight. They can generate their energy from basking in the sun." It's illuminati all over.

    http://oemilythepenguino.deviantart.com/art/Helioptile-is-Secretly-a-Triforce-406609991

    https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/993522_504673312935475_589034997_n.png

    It's so unnatural they left out the symbol by mistake in the episode XY005.
    http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/XY005

    http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/3/3a/XY005_error_1.png

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  87. Islam is not a "satanic moon cult" you liar. Its the true religion

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  88. This is honestly the biggest pule of feces that I have read in regard to Pokemon. Don't go bashing on Islam just because you aren't Muslim. And dude just a reality check evolution does exist. It isn't some "work of the devil". hell you probably think the earth is flat too! The Pokedex thing with 666? That is such a weak argument. Look at me i can take away the second digit. Honestly if you aren't going to write about a solid theory without the proper evidence then stop writing. I came here because I thought you would have some interesting information but all I found were weak arguments by some Christian freak who thinks having fun is a sin and the work of the devil

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  89. Is this a joke or something...? What's wrong with EXP Share anyway? It helps train your weak/low level pokemons... That's how I trained Togepi until he evolved into Togetic D:
    And the Pokémon Center heals your pokémon for free because some pokémon (mostly low level ones) faint really quickly. If we need to pay to heal my pokemon, nobody would want to battle at all... (unless its a trainer battle which they give you money for)
    I also don't see why Arceus shouldn't be pokémon god since he created the pokémon world.
    (You shouldn't have released your Magikarp, it's a very good pokémon when it evolves into Gyrados)

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  90. I like Obama. He also has nothing to do with pokemon. He is a nice man. All in all, Don't go blaming Pokemon for our societies decay. Blame corrupt politicians. K?

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  91. pokemon stands for poket monsters u dumbfuck

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  92. pokemon yugioh and all those practically raised my brother. he now believes he is one of them and a ninja and a half wolf. he is so serious too he even gouged claw marks in his bedroom wall as if he was really half beast. some people may understand the difference between fantasy and reality but sometimes parents fail at their jobs and the cartoons take an impact. maybe everyone should just be better parents and more aware of things like this. unfortunately it might be too late for my brother hes almost 17 and now has lots of issues and his life is spiraling downward. cartoons have gotten worse over the years with violence and such.. but its a PARENTS responsibility to watch over all this. stop letting cartoons raise your kids and raise them yourself. we can only see how things are getting worse.. middle school kids are having kids. this post could go on forever..... just be aware of the possibilities if your child gets the line blurred between fantasy and reality.. its really unfortunate.

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  93. "I'm sorry , but chariey is not in my bible!" Gee, which bible do you have, the stantic one?

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  94. I was once a faithful Muslim but pokemon showed me the light, and through his greatness the holy and all powerful Arceus I was able to conquer the elite four thus making me the most powerful delta wave illuminati demon summoning master. All hail lerd Arceus.

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  95. You say Pokemon is the cause of everything? Also the LORD tells us to be charitable, any respect I had for you for defending your faith so strongly dissolved when I read that. Also I am a young Christian who grew up with Pokemon and I still play the game and I have a great relationship with the LORD.

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  96. I cannot wait to stand in heaven and watch you suffer down in hell for your ignorance and interpretation of God;s word to fit your own stupidity and rash beliefs.

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  97. you are so stupid! Its like you're total drama queen pokemon like you said " the demonic and evil game and anime " you think that's demonic look at yourself!
    Pokemon is not the demonic tool the devil and the demons are the one caused all of this!

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  98. Its funny because you're trying to make a joke, and it's too funny

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  99. You know evolution does exist? A caterpillar goes through metamorphosis and evolves into a butterfly. You can't say you don't believe in evolution, you mean you don't believe in the evolution theory.

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    2. Um... That is Metamorphosis. I'm a Darwinist, but I like to comment as well and screw creationists!

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  100. Satan is the master deceiver, and he deceives the world

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  101. Your opinions on an innocent game made me laugh so hard. I'm seriously sitting here still trying to figure out if this site is a joke or not. And if it's not, just wow. This is crazy.

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  102. This guy is a troll for sure.

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  103. Lol omg this is so damn funny - so many retarded points and yet no one mentions the real issue with Pokemon - the repetitive high tone MUSIC that unconsciously changes mood and thought patterns. Binaural/isochronic frequencies are effectively used for hypnosis and mind control. Look up the hundreds of suicides associated with the original lavender town music.

    I still can't get over the magikarp dance theory! LOL

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  104. "For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the powers, against the world forces of this darkness, against the spiritual forces of wickedness in the heavenly places," (Eph. 6:12).

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  105. I feel as if you are a troll messing with people's heads by dissing Pokemon. I mean, how do you know so much about it? If it is so "evil", "cultish" and all that other stupid stuff, how come you took the time to find out all this information about Pokemon? You know these Pokemon's Pokedex numbers, what they're called; how could you NOT be doing this for fun? Seriously!!! Plus, nobody worship's Arceus. People just joke about it. Sheesh.

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  106. Seriously, this better be a troll. You think Mr. Mime is evil and satanic for possibly representing homosexuals? First of all, he doesn't represent homosexual people, he's just in it for the sake of a good laugh. Second, if he did represent homosexuals, I'd like him 10000% more, because I support the rights of lgbt. They decided it was a constitutional right, and no one can deny the fact that they are humans. Also, YOU'RE AGAINST GIVING TO THE POOR, YOU HEARTLESS BITCH?!?! THEY'RE HUMANS THAT SIMPLY COULDN'T FIND A STABLE LIVING SITUATION AND THEY WERE PUT UNDER HARSH CONDITIONS!!! PUT YOURSELF IN THEIR SHOES!!! People like you make me sick. You're like annoying weaboos who shove their pairings and theories down other people's throats, but in terms of religion. Also, you would probably try to burn any yaoi fics you would find because YOU'RE A HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT!!! I'm a pastafarian. If you've got a problem with it, as the creepypasta fans would say, GO TO SLEEP!!!

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  107. trollololol. only harcore pokemon fans diss experience share. you almost had us, sir.

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  108. hey sir umm.. im a pokemon's avid faqn in childhood maybe until now you really make my mind clear coming all the facts from you i didnt really see all of those facts when i was playing it maybe a demon hypnotize me but im awoken with the fools evil played to me i'll tell my pokemon addict friends about this including my uncle who s now take a liking to pokemon i really thank you for this - mico (not my real name}

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  109. This blog is against the Bible. The Bible wants to determine things like this with our bible trained conscience. It also does not take a genius to know that pokemon has some satanic elements

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  110. This blog is against the Bible. The Bible wants to determine things like this with our bible trained conscience. It also does not take a genius to know that pokemon has some satanic elements

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  111. This was hilarious. For a while I couldn't decide if you were joking but by the end, oh wow that was hilarious. The fact people are actually agreeing with the joke...Oh human race...you never fail to impress me

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  112. Why are you still saying this better be a troll.. that the game is not satanic and black bla bla .. please read the interviews to his creator, he admitted that the game is antichristian..

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  113. Why are you still saying this better be a troll.. that the game is not satanic and black bla bla .. please read the interviews to his creator, he admitted that the game is antichristian..

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  114. Did you notice whenever someone does this they say they're speaking for ALL Christians because they be hating on Pokémon. It's really stupid


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  115. This is complete and utter BULLSHIT, and I think it is really sad that this is what you do. You are a fully grown person and your life is demoting kids video games. SHAME ON YOU ALL WHO AGREE WITH THE POSTER!

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  116. If there are 2 men, and one shoots himself, because all his relatives are insane and they all do it, that mans family die out. The other mans family survives #SurvivalOfTheFittestBitches

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  117. Not gonna lie most games and tv shows take inspiration from spiritual things. Bottom line is people are gonna keep doing what they feel like and this hate blog ain't going to change anyone's mind on the subject. The fact that alot of people are here means that they have their suspicions but they keep playing it anyways.

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  118. Magikarp got exp points cause it was in battle not cause it's demonic. I switch out the weak ones so they get exp points and level up without hurting them

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  119. Magikarp got exp points cause it was in battle not cause it's demonic. I switch out the weak ones so they get exp points and level up without hurting them

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  120. I laughed at this... gee, if you're bashing on Arceus (who's based on the mythical creature Quilin or a llama), I'd LOVE to see your reaction to Pokemon like Mewtwo, Kyurem, Yveltal... or even better - Giratina and Darkrai (BTW Darkrai is my favorite!)

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  121. More like different stages of growth. Evolution happens to a population not towards an individual.Unlike evolution the monsters still stay the same specieses(cat turning into a dog is not an example of turning into a new speciese) I never watch the show,but google image is worth a thousand words.

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  122. This individual is clearly a borderline schizophrenic.

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  123. We in the Pokemon fandom have a little saying concerning Arceus: "If it can be caught in a metal ball and enslaved by a 10-year-old, it's NOT a god."

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  125. i agree with your thinking, thank you for your help, r e a l l y , now iam trying to discover many satanic works in my life, i played many games, it encourage us to use magic, even though God doesnt like any kind of magics and things like that

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  126. there will be a lot unbeliever who lives for themself and satan, its okay dont take their words

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  127. Only those with open eyes will be able to understand your truth! They are demons and the game is full of occult practice. The author may sound crazy but The simple truth is, God says have nothing to do with demons and the occult!

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  128. Thank you for this information. I was always concerned about my grandchildren playing with the Pokemon cards. NOW I KNOW WHY!

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  129. oh. my. god. you people are so stupid! this game was created for enjoyment for people and for a feel of accomplishment by the creator! it was not created for american gods and demons because it is a japanese game! get a grip, a life, and a bag to hold your shit, you schitzophrenic freaks!

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  130. "Whoever is generous to the poor lends to the Lord, and he will repay him for his deed."
    ~Proverbs 19:17

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  131. You're a selfish bastard. I hope a person dressed up as the Joker shows up in your house, tells you "You get what you fucking deserve" and shoots you!

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  132. 1. Lugia's aquatic tendencies could relate it to plesiosaurs. It is also possible that Lugia may be based on Ryūjin, a dragon who lived on the ocean floor and was the Shinto god of the sea. The two have similarities in mythology, and Lugia's Shiny colors (red and white) are the same colors as the coral Ryujin's palace was made of. In addition, it is worth noting that dragon (yang, male, water) and phoenix (yin, female, fire) duality is prevalent in Eastern mythology, and Ho-Oh clearly resembles a phoenix. Lugia may also be an embodiment of storms. Lugia's avian body, coloration, and face-markings suggests that it may be somewhat based on the grey heron. The beluga whale, a white whale with a similar body shape and coloration to Lugia, may also be a basis for Lugia's design and name. Lugia's back fins and tail spikes are reminiscent of the Stegosaurus. https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Lugia_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

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